Jay Fox's Dining Guide

Welcome back legislators, Part 2

“A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.” – Gloria Steinem

Welcome back legislators, Part 1

“Some people like to eat octopus. Liberals, mostly.” — Russel Baker

And life goes on...

“No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut.” — Channing Pollock

I STARTED WRITING A NEW COLUMN, GOT ABOUT 550 WORDS into it, and it crashed, sorta. I was doing a new piece on one of G and my favorite eateries, mark & isabella’s, when they were gone. As in closed forever. We were astonished, flabbergasted, and heartbroken.­

A fat man's prayer

If, on this day of Thanksgiving - that day you have the slightly stuffed feeling - you have the desire to declare your New Year's resolution diet a bit early, perhaps the following poem will provide the words that you just cant' think of:

A FAT MAN’S PRAYER
by Victor Buono

This'n and That'n

THIS’N AND THAT’N

“The way you cut your meat reflects the way you live.” — Confucius

How to screw up a good bugger in one easy lesson

“Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity.” — Voltaire

YOU SPEAKA ITALIANO? YOU EATTA ITALIANO?

“If you are going to America, bring food.” — Fran Lebowitz

TIME SURE DOES FLY WHEN YOU’RE HAVING FUN, and I can’t think of anything more fun than the sixth annual Italian Food and Wine Festival, to be held at Belmar, at West Alameda and South Wadsworth, in Lakewood, from 10 a.m. to 7 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, Sept. 19 and 20.

Party 'til the cows come home

“Scientists tell us we are what we eat. Nuts must be more common in diets than we thought.” — Anonymous

Dining is Divine

“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.” — Red Skelton

Undici
1200 E. Old Hampden Ave., Englewood
303-761-2828