Jay Fox's Dining Guide
“By itself, tofu is like wet foam rubber, but you’d no more eat it by itself and expect fine dining than you would stare at a blank canvas and expect to see fine art.” — Victoria Moran
“Every time I’m forced to watch them eat egg-white omelettes, I feel bad for them. In the first place, egg-white omelettes are tasteless. In the second place, the people who eat them think they are doing something virtuous when they are instead merely misinformed.” — Nora Ephron
THE DEN AT FOX HOLLOW
“I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I’ve ever served to an unsuspecting customer.”
CRAVE REAL BURGERS
7465 N. Academy Blvd.
9344 Dorchester St.
“Playwrights are like men who have been dining for a month in an Indian restaurant. After eating curry night after night, they deny the existence of asparagus.” — Peter Ustinov
I’VE NOT BEEN HIDING. I’ve been eating a lot but suffering from something called writer’s block. But dining trips to Chicago, New York and Boston in the past several months have wakened the writer’s side of my brain and I’m now on a roll.